Meeting Anonny’s “Unicorn Criteria” in East Lincoln Park: 2657 N. Burling
Those who have been following Crib Chatter for awhile know that Anonny has been searching for a condo in East Lincoln Park that fits a certain set of distinct criteria he has dubbed the “unicorn criteria” because he doesn’t believe it exists.
Here is his list:
1) Absolutely required:
* 2/2
* garage
* LP east of Halsted
* w/d in unit
* not on ground floor or “low first floor” (and no duplex down)
* wood floors (or permitted installation of wood floors, with a corresponding discount in purchase price)
2) Strongly preferred (bordering on required):
* LP east of Clark
* kitchen is not open to the living room (but may certainly be open to the dining area)
* master bath
3) Greatly desired (bordering on strong preference):
* powder room/half bath
* some sort of private outdoor space (at least big enough for a grill, and ideally big enough to also fit a smallish table and four chairs)
* central air
* working fire place
He also is willing to pay $3,000 a month (inclusive of assessments and taxes) with 10% down and expects to pay in the mid-$400,000s to get his dream home.
This 2-bedroom top floor unit at 2657 N. Burling in East Lincoln Park seems to fit most of his criteria.

It is a 2/2 east of Halsted.
It has in-unit washer/dryer and hardwood floors throughout.
It is not on the bottom floor but instead is on the top floor.
It does not have a garage, but does have an outdoor deeded parking space.
As the pictures indicate, it not only has a deck but it is big enough to fit a grill and a table and chairs (and probably a chaise lounger if you wanted.) It also has a common back yard.
It does have a limestone and marble master bath, but, alas it is not east of Clark and the kitchen IS open to the rest of the living space.
The kitchen has white cabinets and granite counter tops with some white appliances.
There is central air and even a wood burning fireplace.
How many criteria does it meet?
9 out of 13.
And if I do my math correctly (on a 30-year fixed loan with 10% down on the current asking price)- with taxes and assessments it comes to well under $3000- or about $2450 a month. And that’s before negotiating.
Is this unit a deal?
Is the “unicorn criteria” easier to find than people think?
Mario Greco at Prudential Rubloff has the listing. See the pictures here.
Unit #3: 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, 1300 square feet
- Sold in August 1994 for $182,500
- Sold in August 1998 for $256,500
- Sold in June 2003 for $351,500
- Sold in June 2005 for $400,000
- Sold in May 2007 for $412,500
- Originally listed in July 2010 for $399,000
- Reduced
- Listed in November 2010 for $364,000 (plus $20,000 for parking)
- Currently still listed at $364,000 (plus $20,000 for parking)
- Assessments of $155 a month
- Taxes of $5495
- Central Air
- Washer/Dryer in the unit
- Wood burning fireplace
- Bedroom #1: 13×13
- Bedroom #2: 13×10











